The Button
By     |    Nov 9, 2015
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The Button

So, I’m not gonna lie, it’s been a crappy couple of days.  Is it Monday?  It feels like it should be Monday.  This Monday has been dragging on and on and on for days… Enough already!  I had a hunch that today was headed straight for the gutter when I attempted to get dressed.  That’s right folks–attempted. The first go-round was not successful.  Repeat: was not successful. Take a good, […]

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She’s Crazy
By     |    Nov 6, 2015
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She’s Crazy

Some people can look at me, shake their head, and say, “She is crazy.” They would not be wrong. Years ago, Waylon Jennings had a song out with a line that went something like this, pardon me while I paraphrase, I’ve always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.  I believe that to be true.  I think that a little crazy keeps you grounded.  Especially down here in […]

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Boss Hogg
By     |    Oct 26, 2015
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Boss Hogg

So, last week we had our first Parent/Teacher Conference of the new school year.  Today is Monday, and I am just now recovering enough to jot down a few of the highlights from the meeting that occurred on Thursday. Yeah…it was that good. First of all, let me preface this statement with the reminder that I have three children.  My oldest has moved on to high school–which in and of […]

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Feng Shui
By     |    Oct 21, 2015
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Feng Shui

Well, I’m not dead. Sigh of relief.  I’m just probably the worst stay-home-mom on the planet.  Truth be told, I was SO MUCH BETTER at managing my time when I had no time to manage, than I am right now.  Let that statement sink in for a minute.  Last Spring, while I was still in school, I was up to my eyeballs busy–busy like nobody should be busy–EVER.  I think […]

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Pluto
By     |    Jun 29, 2015
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Pluto

Well, I think this is it.  I have finally cracked.  I knew this day would eventually come, although I had hoped that when it came, I would not actually know it had come.  I had always been under the impression that crazy people did not know they were crazy.  I was wrong.  Let me ask you something: What do you know about the planet formerly known as Pluto? Turns out, […]

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Thrown Away
By     |    Jun 26, 2015
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Thrown Away

Most of my posts on this site are funny and goofy and poke fun at one, two or all members of my family–I did not intend for that to happen, but they give me so much ammunition that I just cannot help it!  However, today’s post has been rolling around in my head for days…and it is neither funny nor goofy, and pokes fun at no one.  So continue at […]

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True Lies
By     |    Jun 19, 2015
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True Lies

Last night I was scrolling through the channels, and I came across an absolute classic movie.  True Lies.  Now tell me, who doesn’t just LOVE the scene with Jamie Lee Curtis dangling from Ah-nald’s arm from the airborne helicopter?!  That. Is. An. EPIC. Scene.   The hubster had just returned home from his weekly run out to West Texas, and I was giving him some alone time with the children; which […]

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Powder
By     |    Jun 18, 2015
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Powder

What do you know about powder?  I realize that is a relatively odd question.  I actually started thinking about this yesterday.  There are several different types of powder.  There is the powder you put on your face, the sweet smelling kind you sprinkle on a baby’s bum, and then there is the powder I want to talk to you about today.  Yesterday I was up at my church’s office for […]

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Xanax, Nitrous, and Tiaras
By     |    Jun 16, 2015
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Xanax, Nitrous, and Tiaras

So…yesterday I had to go to the dentist.  I was WAY overdue.  I had not been to the dentist in almost two and a half years.  I know–I know, that places me smack-dab into the excellent-role-model-for-my-children category, but I can explain.  I hate the dentist.  I do not hate the actual person of the dentist, although the dentist that I saw many moons ago, was not all that personable, nor […]

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By     |    Jun 10, 2015
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Gilligan, Ginger, and…Jeff?

This post definitely falls into the Must Be Nice category; actually, check that: This post must be very, VERY Nice.  I had the idea for this post on Sunday night; yes I realize that today is Wednesday night.  But stay with me, I have a reason for my delay.  My sweet husband deals with some fairly substantial movers and shakers in the corporate world.  Make no mistake, we are no […]

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