Neverland
By     |    Jun 30, 2016
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Neverland

  Welcome to Neverland.  No.  This isn’t a land inhabited by Peter Pan, Wendy, the Lost Boys or even Tinker Bell.  I have no fairy dust to offer you.  Today I will be your guide through Never-Land…as in, “When I have children of my own I am NEVER going to do ___.”  Fill in the blank with the gem of your choosing.  Looking back over the last fifteen years of […]

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Confessions of a Terrible Stay Home Mom, Vol. 2
By     |    Jun 25, 2016
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Confessions of a Terrible Stay Home Mom, Vol. 2

So…thanks to all of you who made my last Confessions post my most read post ever.  Turns out my readers are sick and twisted and thrive on the pain and misery of others!  I give y’all two very enthusiastic thumbs up.  You’re my kind of people.  Building from the foundation that y’all want to read all about my epic failures as a useless Stay At Home Mom, I thought I […]

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They Can Be Taught
By     |    Jun 23, 2016
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They Can Be Taught

At my house, Summer is in full swing.  With the wonderful season of Summer comes the whining, the constant eating, the swimming, the always-on TV, and the never-ending drone of I’m bored. You’re BORED??  Are you kidding me right now?  There’s an X-Box, a Wii U and a pool table upstairs; not to mention a Play Station and a SWIMMING POOL downstairs…but what do I know?  I’m just the Mom.  […]

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The Gas Mask
By     |    Jun 20, 2016
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The Gas Mask

Does anyone know where I can get a high quality, military grade GAS MASK?  I’m totally serious…as in, not-even-kidding.  I have two teenage boys.  No one warned me that one day they would wake up and no longer smell like sweet angels from the meadows of Heaven.  Where was THAT memo??  Not one of my “friends” who have traveled this path ahead of me, thought to mention to me that […]

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He’s Not My Father
By     |    Jun 19, 2016
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He’s Not My Father

Happy Father’s Day!! It’s Father’s Day today, and I’m sitting on my couch enjoying the peace and quiet before all manners of creatures awake in my house.  I can smell the delicious quiche baking in the oven that I made for my hubby.  I am about to set out all of his goodies that the kids and I have collected for him to showcase our appreciation for all of his […]

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Did You Just TODDLER Me?
By     |    Jun 15, 2016
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Did You Just TODDLER Me?

So, I was going to entitle this post, “The Circle of Life.”  You’ll figure out why as my thoughts unravel.  But with that title come certain side-effects.  For instance, how many of you are seeing and hearing a major Hollywood blockbuster soundtrack rolling through your mind at this very moment?  I know I am…and it has been that way for days as I planned out my post. I have had […]

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Confessions of a Terrible Stay Home Mom
By     |    Jun 9, 2016
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Confessions of a Terrible Stay Home Mom

I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately, and I have come to the only logical explanation: I am a terrible stay home mom.  I am.  Don’t misunderstand me; I don’t want to get a traditional job.  I’m totally not into the 9-5 thing.  Staying at home for the last 15 years has completely let that ship sail right out of the harbor.  But as far as staying at home…well…that’s […]

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My FAMOUS Hot Sauce
By     |    May 30, 2016
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My FAMOUS Hot Sauce

So I added this recipes page to upload some helpful tips for busy parents to make homemade meals on the fly…and then I only posted ONE stinking recipe.  My bad.  I get distracted super easily.  Like this one time when we were… I digress. Here we are on Memorial Day.  Contrary to popular belief, this is NOT National BBQ Day.  Today we remember.  Today we celebrate those who gave their […]

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The Wheels on the Bus…Fell OFF!
By     |    May 27, 2016
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The Wheels on the Bus…Fell OFF!

  Happy Friday, everyone!  Take a good look at this picture.  Have you ever been driving along, and thought, “Hmmm…something just doesn’t seem right…”?  I bet this poor guy thought that exact thing.  I mean, how does something like this even happen?  I have a theory: His wife went out of town. You see, I have been out of town for a week.  I had a conference in Anaheim, California […]

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One Year Later…
By     |    May 17, 2016
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One Year Later…

Well, it’s been roughly one year since I walked across the stage to accept my slip of paper that confirmed I had met all of the required courses needed to fulfill my desired degree plan, thus declaring me a college graduate.  You may all be quietly wondering, just what in the wide world has she done with all of that sophisticated learning? Nothing. Not. One. Single. Thing. Oh wait…that’s not […]

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